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coyotelips:

miirkwoods:

modern day tolkien elves

modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open

modern day elves straightening each other hair

modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow

modern day elves shooting with compound bows

just modern day elves

"Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see"

"the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill"

"choice"

arthor-pendrodinson:

It’s a Metatron…………

arthor-pendrodinson:

It’s a Metatron…………

seselapod:

milokerrigan:

vladimirilyichlenin:

AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY

Stone the flaming crows!

I was just sitting here watching Aunty, when I decided to take a squiz at Tumblr to see if there were any grouse pictures of some dag in their trackie dacks and a pair of thongs or a couple of sheilas I’d like to root, and then I see this seppo saying that Aussie slang is shonky?! Absolutely spewing, hey.

(I’m not sledging you by calling you a galah or bungers or anything.)

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

but-i-am-the-chosen-one7:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass


I pledge allegiance to that ass.

the-art-student-in-221c:

the-legend-of-merlin:

freak-next-door:

gishkishenh:

THAT’S SO HARDCORE CANADA

Reblog if you believe canada exists

clap your hands if you belive

god fucking damn it supernatural fandom

the-art-student-in-221c:

the-legend-of-merlin:

freak-next-door:

gishkishenh:

THAT’S SO HARDCORE CANADA

Reblog if you believe canada exists

clap your hands if you belive

god fucking damn it supernatural fandom

rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like show graffiti

rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like show graffiti

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

→ tagged #well said
we-did-an-internet:

arcaneimages:

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

we-did-an-internet:

arcaneimages:

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

buttmanreturns:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

irony man

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

from-arda-with-love:

Artist: Kallica

humorland:

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